Everyone loves the beach. It could be the funniest thing to ever hit the Internet, that the winds were really onshore, and when I told him, he made me go to court, and didn’t understand L.A. weather himself, and no one at NBC did, either. College students can play 1 chorus and help provide narration. We can get real meteorologists to play themselves, all clueless about L.A.’s real weather. Their song can be,
“Up in the Clouds, We Remain.”
It could rhyme with a lot of words.

True stories have a magnetic draw with their oxymoronic paradoxicalness.